Mie Goleng.

This is a message from Jia Bao, which you can say she is obsessed with Mee Goreng.
 This was after I messaged her about something with the words Mie Goleng. I always tempt her with this late at night, then both of us get hungry and worst of all, we can't cook so late.

   Wei! Don't don't don't make me hungry! :( arg, I think I'm feeling hungry already. :( all your fault.

So cute lah this girl.

Anyway, picture post.

Mau dua packet Mi Goreng, Ibumee punya, ini Penang Har Meen rasa.

Lepas itu, mau tuangkan minyak dan seasoning dia ke dalam satu mangkuk, lubang pun boleh. Have to put less lah, cause I put 1 and a half packet of seasoning also salty until my down-there no hair.

Standard procedure, boil the noodles and drain the water.

Then Mie Goleng has to kena real goreng. I should've used the oil from the packet, otherwise would be very oily. To prevent it from sticking to the supposedly non-stick pan, have to use several galons of oil.

Then put it back into the mangkuk, or if you used a lubang, the lubang. Mix it up really well, even if you followed my advice on less seasoning, will still be really salty. Of course don't cut down on the chilli, or cabai lah. Don't know what kind of language does the Cabai-kya come from.

Ketua Pengawas.

Can you believe it? On Tuesday when I went to school, the head discipline teacher asked to see me during recess. I was kinda nervous, thinking, "Oh, what the heck did I do now."

Turns out, he's been looking through my old records, and saw that it was rather clean, my behaviour in his class was good, his homework's perfect (He's the English language teacher).

He offered me the post of Ketua Pengawas 2, for next year. I was wtf-ed and obviously, I asked why. And I can't tell you the reason why, must be kept secret he says. I said yes, like what the heck, I'll just try, since next year will be my last chance to be a prefect.

He gave me my badge, and told me to go get myself a pair of those prefect uniforms. I'm still wondering where the heck do I get it.  But I'll be the odd one out among my mates.

The pros is I get Curriculum points and such.
The cons is, when I get de-merit, its double!

I got my badge already, when I went home, I Autosol-ed it, supaya shiny-shiny!





I lied. My records are not clean, my English homework is not perfect, and my behaviour in class is monstrous. Even if he asked me, this would be blurted out, and the offer will be retracted. "What the hell, you give me for what. Crazy arr?"

Brain power.

I've always suspected that my form has the highest Chinese brainpower. Compared to the Chinese people in other forms, we just have more.

And that's proof. 

2008's remove class. That's a lot a lot of students in a remove class. Worse still, almost all are Chun, Chun, Chuan, Chuan. wtf.

Money bites.

I am super annoyed by those people who regularly ask you for financial favours man. I seriously don't mind lending you money as long as you pay back within an acceptable timeline, 2 weeks is standard lah. Another form of financial favour is "Eh bro, kamu kaya sangat, belanja saya nanti."

          Belanja kau punya Fuck lah. 


By the language used, you can guess who they are, the Chinese guys aren't much better. I am bloody not kaya. I may seem rich because I live in Desapark City. If you think I'm rich, try burning one of my neighbour's house (about the same price as mine), then burn those on the hill. Go see how big the difference is. Ever heard the term "Financial Crisis" and all the other things related to recession? I am slightly luckier compared to some of you guys out there but definitely not rich. There, that solves it, my dad's "rich", I'm not.

I may seem rich cause I don't buy everything I see that I like, I keep my money. For example, I don't buy new headphones, I have no need for new school bags, pencil cases, wallets and all that.  Of course it looks nice and all, but when you think of it, do you really need it?

I bought myself a pair of cheap headphones a couple of years back, it spoilt so I just make do without it, I din't go get a new pair. My school bag doubles as my backpack for travelling, 4 or 5 years of school and several trips of holidays and its still in good shape. Wallets, my last 4 have been presents or hand-me-downs, and I'm contended with what I have now. Pencil case has last me about 6 years now.

And whenever you go window shopping, you will definitely buy something, a bottle of water if you're thirsty, or fancy a cup of bubble tea? Some people go out every week to go window shopping at 1Utama/ Curve /Sunway Pyramid. It all adds up to be quite a sum.

If you were to think, "its only 30 bucks for this cap, I might as well get it since its cheap and I might need it next time". You're just giving yourself an excuse to buy what you want, so thats 30bucks down the drain. You always hear your old people tell you how money doesn't  grow on trees and such. Seriously, it doesn't. I know because I've sold lots of knives. When its just a few bucks from each blade, those 2 bucks makes a big difference.

Next time any of you ask me to belanja you, I'd run and do a Tony Jaa to you.

That's what's going to happen.

Bad quality and itchy hands adds up to a terrible video.

Rose!

When I am tired from studying, I do this.

Think its normal eh?

Not so normal as seeing the cup is as big as my calculator.

You know Sin Ga Lan?

I'll show you two examples.

1. "The more horse power you have, the more fuel it burns."
"No lah, its how big your engine is. You know? Like how many cc your engine is."
"Who teach you ah? cc not horsepower ah?"

2. "My cousin is always drifting in his Civic, rear wheels always squealing."
Then it somehow led to where the brakes were.
"The Civic only has 2 brakes, at the front, so the front will lock up, then the momentum at the rear will kick the rear wheel will kick out."

cc is cubic centimeters, meaning a 1.3litre engine is a 1300cc engine.
A Lancer Evolution IX has a 2.0 litre engine, mated with a turbocharger, pushing out up to 317horsepower. A Toyota Innova has a 2.0 litre engine, having 136horsepower.
Both cars are 2.0s, see the difference?

Almost all production cars have 4 brakes, if they have 4 wheels that is. A Honda Civic definitely has 4 wheels and a mass produced production car for the public. Front brakes of cars are disc brakes, however the rear is usually a set of drum brakes.

A disc brake.

A drum brake.

Most brakes you see in games are disc brakes, because drums are not as good as discs.

Since we're on cars already, go read this.

BM.

Why do they make us read so much of Malay literature, I mean, compared with English, English has so much less! Malay has 2 books, English only has 1. In fact, its so darn think that I couldn't find it to take a picture to show you guys. In short, I lost it.

Read that. Why can't they just speak in standard Malay? You tengok I cakap macam itu or not? See, shit language comes out if that happens.

You you, I I I.. "saya" dan "kau" pun tak boleh cakap, dua buku it untuk lap buntut kah?

Ever heard the campaign "Gunalah Bahasa Malaysia"? As if the government is afraid we will stop using the national language. As long as there are Malays, the Malay language will definitely be used.

And another one thing, I'm not being racist or whatever. When the Muslims are taking their PI exam, and us, non-Muslims have free time to prepare for the Moral paper later, we are extremely silent, revising our notes.

However, when our paper starts 30 minutes before their 2nd paper, that means giving them 30minutes free to revise, they can't be considerate enough to shut their mouth like we did for them.

The poem "If" and the short story "The Lotus Eater" is coming out for English Paper 2. Try this web.

Blood.

What kind of fucking bug is this? I've got a few of these dual hole wounds around my feet. If you ask me, its that Tomb Raider woman's fault.

Crazy unloading.

It was my idea to do it, and for this, I blame Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson of Top gear for making me have these ideas. :)

Close Quarter Combat.

CQC (Close Quarter Combat) or CQB (Close Quarter Battle) is a type of fighting in which small units engage the enemy with personal weapons at very short range, potentially to the point of hand-to-hand combat In the typical CQB scenario, the attackers try a very fast, violent takeover of a vehicle or structure controlled by the defenders, who usually have no easy way to withdraw. Because enemies, hostages/civilians, and fellow operators can be closely intermingled, CQB demands a rapid assault and a precise application of lethal force. The operators need great proficiency with their weapons, but also the ability to make split-second decisions in order to avoid or limit friendly casualties. CQB is defined as a short-duration, high-intensity conflict, characterized by sudden violence at close range. That's by Wikipedia.


Hou and I use to do this at lease 3 times a week. This was when we were still living in Kelana Jaya. The alarms use to go off dead in the night due to a faulty sensor and a damn civet cat living up in the roof.


Since there were only 2 floors at that time, it was easy to clear. Once the alarm blares, my parents would shut off the alarm, grab their bat and baton, then wait outside their room.


Hou usually stayed up late, at the computer in the living room upstairs. He would just grab the bokken propped against the table. While I who was sleeping would snap awake, put on my glasses and grab the knife tied to my bed.


Hou and I would walk down the stairs, sweep the living room and dining room. My dad goes to check the kitchen. My brother and I would stack up by the study room door. I would turn the door knob, then he'll kick it open, giving me enough time to get my knife at the ready. 


Things would change if we did CQC here. First of all, Hou will be the only one clearing the 3 rooms on the 2nd floor, while I would only be clearing the guest room. Then when we go to sweep the living room and kitchen, we would kill the maid by accident. Then 2 store rooms and 2 toilets to clear. 


Long process, so its time I got myself a paint ball marker and feed the hopper with glass marbles :D

Rubik's

This is gonna be a jumbly jumbla post. Just slamming all my thoughts and whatever I can think of down now.

I am so proud of myself. No one told me how to do it, I looked it up on the internet once, just once. And I made my own formulas to finish the base and 2nd layer. Took me long enough, about half a year I'll say.

Ever tried running Call Of Duty 4 on 2 laptops simultaneously in a small room? For the first 10 minutes or so, it's all good, when the action heats up, hot air is being pumped out from the vents, just like how hot water is pumped  from my hole pole. With a fan spinning overhead, the hot air is circulated around the room rather fast. And it becomes an oven in there.

Blame Wei for that, his laptop is so big that it doesn't deserve to be called a laptop anymore. Its big enough to have a number pad on the right.

Speaking of ovens, have you guys ever been to bread factories? Their ovens are so big that you could probably put yo mama in to make Siew Yok.

"Hey Yee Juinn, go get a girlfriend lah."
"What the heck, for what?"
"We're the three musketeers what, all got already except you."
"What three musketeers?"
You, me and (name), you're the last. There, (name),(name)quite good what. (name) also can what."

I am single and loving it, I maybe needing change, but not for now.
P.S Peer pressure never works on me. Never.

All the photos were shot by Grupo Bantus Capoeira Thailand. Damn nice right?

This is Alpha Two-Zero, come in. Target has been locked on, requesting for air support.

Yes yes, I stole a boiling tube for photography.

Health Freak.

I was talking to Jonathan while at 7-Eleven just now.

"So what are you buying, man? Chocolates?"
"Nah, chocolates will make me fat."
"You?! Fat?! If you're fat, what am I huh?"
"No lah, its only cause I exercise up to 3 times weekly that's why I'm not fat. If I stopped exercising for 2 weeks, I would grow some around my tummy."
"So you watch what you eat lah?"
"Yeah, most of the time."

Sometime later, back at tuition, I take out the pack of Lurve that I bought.
"Dude, you're eating multi grain CHIPS, what the hell, health freak."

Pictures.

DARLIE rocks.

Totally random shot.

The equipment of the Grim Reaper when he retires to bed.

When a girl's stone cold.

Why is it that when she's alone without anyone we both know around, she's cheery and smiles often.

But when her bestie's around, she might as well be a block of dry ice.

People of Venus, I call upon your help!

And to my classmates:

Never get caught up in the storm of black rage, or you could find yourself being swept away by the wave of emotions.

And Yee Wei taught me to drive on Sunday. Drove the Kenari. It was rather exciting and scary. He set up a slalom course for me. Amazing.

Hybrids

*sigh* The closer I am to driving, the less petrol powered cars they are. All Hybrids of Petrol and Electricity. Bleghh.

Thank goodness hybrids now aren't what we thought they would be like.

The Honda Skydeck MPV. Or even

CR-Z concept.

I think I'm gonna plug my food into some electrical power now.

Nips

Cho

"Auntie,你这里有 Nips 吗?"

"当然有啦!" *Pulls up shirt and flashes*



wtf.

Back in the day when people still used bicycles.